If a programming language was a boat…
Java
Java is a cargo ship. It’s very bulky. It’s very enterprise~y. Though it can also carry a lot of weight. Will carry a project, but not very fun to drive.
Perl
Perl is a tugboat. Powerful enough to tug Java around, in 80 characters or less.
Ruby
Ruby is difficult to describe. It’s sleek, sexy, and very fun to drive. Here’s a picture. Very trendy.
PHP
PHP is a bamboo raft. A series of hacks held together by string. Still keeps afloat though.
C
C is a nuclear submarine. The instructions are probably in a foreign language, but all of the hardware itself is optimized for performance.
HTML
HTML isn’t really a programming language boat.
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